7 Reasons Not to Own a Tuned Honda

7 Reasons Not to Own a Tuned Honda

You just got your driving license or you want to get a reliable street racer, and it usually leads to owning a Honda. Start off with some mods such as wheels and maybe an airbox, then save up for your new suspension and manifold and and and ... it becomes your life. This is what we like about owning a Honda, not one single Honda is similar all of them have something individual to us. Lessons I’ve learned from owning a Honda Civic EG9:

Honda S2000 Crowd

1) Guys love your car more than girls

Sure, girls think it’s cute. They’ll like driving in it. But in the long run, it is going to attract a whole lot more guys than girls.

 

Honda For Sale

2) There is forever a “FOR SALE” sign on your car

You may want to practice saying “No”. If people know what you’re driving, they are going to make an offer.

 

Honda EG in the distance

3) Your car attracts a constant paparazzi

Your car better be clean; people are going to want to snap a pic of your car.  Either of you driving by, in the parking lot or just seeing them taking selfies inconspicuously from a distance. You better be prepared for the attention.

 

4) You have to be extroverted

People everywhere you go will want to talk about your car. People will roll down their windows and stare when you’re at the stoplight. Be prepared to carry on a friendly conversation.

 

5) Lack of driving may cause anxiety

Your car is your therapist. Don’t go too long without seeing her, or you might get sick.

 

Honda vtec engine

6) You can’t listen to the radio anymore

Who cares about Taylor Swift’s new album when you have VTEC under the hood?

 

7) You treat the weather forecast as if it were the stock market

Every time the weather is inviting, it’s time to take the car on a drive. Just call in sick. C’mon, your car needs her vitamin D too.

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